Joe Biden and Sarah Palin were recently anointed as Vice President Elects of their respective political parties and the next possible leader of the free world, by Barack Obama and John McCain respectively.
It's amazing how the USA can spend countless months and zillions of dollars electing two main candidates to be our next President, then each of two candidates gets to choose their successor on their own. It doesn't exactly seem very democratic.
Dan Quayle was Vice President of the United States under the original George Bush, in 1988-1992.
During that period, I lived in the desert a few miles outside of Wickenburg, Arizona, which was basically a fork in the road, about 50 miles northwest of Phoenix, with one stoplight to control traffic coming up from Phoenix and splitting off to California or Las Vegas.
Wickenburg was also the unofficial headquarters of the Quayle family, originally from Indiana. Dan Quayle's father owned a luxury home on the private golf course. His older brother owned and edited the local newspaper, The Wickenburg Sun, and his younger brother lived somewhere in the outlying hills trying to become a writer.
As Vice President, Dan Quayle and his family would often visit Wickenburg. Their arrival was always apparent because the secret service would actually shut off the electricity in the entire community thereby disabling the only stoplight in town in order to allow the Vice President and his caravan to whisk through the intersection with ease. This was most irritating to many of the locals, especially the ones using computers that would crash when the electricity suddenly went off without warning.
Dan Quayle loved to relax from his chores as Vice President and shoot a couple of rounds of golf. He was a good golfer but as a public figure his blunders were legendary.
He once visited a grade school during a spelling bee. On camera, he confronted a small boy who had correctly spelled the word "potato," insisting the lad put an "e" on the end of the word.
When discussing the departure of a member of Bush's cabinet, Quayle remarked, "This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs."
As a defender of family values, he lavished the Ozzie Osborne family, a bunch of crazed wombats, with praise as a role model family, proving that he's either a comic genius or a blithering idiot.
The following dozen statements were also made by Dan Quayle during his Vice Presidency.
1) "It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
2) "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
3) "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
4) "We have a firm commitment to NATO. We are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
5) "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
6) "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
7) "If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
8) "We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
9) "Most women do not want to be liberated from their essential natures as women."
10) "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
11) "What a waste to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
12) "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
Dan Quayle was next in line to assume the position of President of the United States and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the most powerful nation on Earth. It's always comforting to know our country is in such competent hands.
George Bush, Sr. and Dan Quayle were defeated for reelection in 1992.
Perhaps when the human race enters the solar system we will have the sort of leadership we deserve. Then again, perhaps we always get what we deserve.
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