She Said ... He said
I think mooches need to get a life. ... I think they have a life, it just consists of mooching.
I think it's odd that the term "boob" refers to a stupid guy as well as a breast. ... I think it's odd that the term "b***h" refers to a stupid girl as well as a female dog.
I think buying your friends gifts is fine, but actually buying your friends is sad. ... I think buying your friends is called prostitution and is illegal.
I think every man should be required to experience the joys of a period at least once in their life. ... I think most men do, but there is nothing joyful about it.
I think young people who do not work or attend school are an indication of the cracks in our society. ... I think plumbers are an indication of the cracks in our society.
I think people with no amibition are scary. ... I think those dancing raisins on TV are scary.
I think instant mashed potatoes are better than homemade mashed potatoes. ... I think that's dumb ... seriously, have you had real mashed potatoes?
I think strawberry Gatorade is Heaven-sent. ... I think it comes from the urinary tract of a goat.
I think guys look cute with some scruff on their face. ... I think I speak for all guys when I say, we are not CUTE!
I think confidence is great but arrogance sucks. ... I think I am awesome!!!