He Said ... She Said
I think it is odd that athletes make millions, but teachers make jack (where are our priorities?) ... I think it's odd that there's a HUGE discrepancy between incomes of teachers and school administrators.
I think Peter Piper couldn't have picked a peck of pickled peppers, because peppers are pickled after they are picked. ... I think you've spent too much time dwelling over tongue twisters.
I think it is wrong to say a car wash is free and then guilt you into giving them money. ... I think it's sad you actually expect a bunch of 9-year-olds to wash your car for free.
I think, therefore I am ... (Where have I heard that before?) ... I think that's one of my really cool sayings I personally came up with back in the day.
I think the "two step" should be called the "three step." ... I think that makes no sense -- there are TWO steps.
I think people should keep their litter boxes out of the kitchen. ... I think people should just have dogs instead.
I think summer should be extended by one month. ... I think that wish becomes obsolete after you graduate high school. Come on now, He.