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He said ... She Said

Thursday, August 2, 2007

She and He can be contacted at newsopinion@yahoo.com

He said ... She said

I think reality shows are unrealistic. ... I think you're right, except for "The Biggest Loser." Right, He?

I think someone should build a road where the crow flies. ... I think that would be sad because then what would the Old Timers say was the distance to their house?

I think dry counties are wet. ... I think some dry counties are completely saturated.

I think the news is depressing. ... I think you need to forget the news and read The News -- it's utterly amazing.

I think vacuums suck. ... I think boys blow.

I think chicken tastes like frog legs. ... I think you're eating some jacked up chicken.

I think a wood chuck could chuck a pound of wood. ... I think she sells 117 seashells by the seashore.

I think beaches are better than mountains. ... I think beaches are better that anything -- period.

I think Jeeps are better than trucks. ... I think trucks are more practical than Jeeps.

I think smores should be eaten year round. ... I think you need to but yourself some S'more Pop Tarts and you can have S'mores anytime your heart desires, sugar.

I think mayo should only come in squeeze bottles. ... I think it doesn't really matter because I wouldn't eat mayo anyway.

I think Dr. Pepper tastes better in a movie theater. ... I think Diet Dr. Pepper truly does taste better than regular Dr. Pepper.

I think Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) is ... I think I like movies. ... I think a lot of my questions about you were just answered.

I think dogs are better than cats. ... I think I agree, except for my niece Olivia's kitty. She loves Jasper, and it's the most precious thing in the world to hear Olivia's version of a meow.

I think She just used up all my room with that answer. ... I think that is a good way to shut He up.