Boldly Going Nowhere
Bret Burquest

The Secret

Posted Sunday, June 26, 2011, at 6:57 PM
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  • You can visualize all you want Bret - but you gotta do something concrete if you really want that "knock on the door after noon."

    Add a "T" between your "BB" initials. Be careful to always include the T whenever an occasion arises when you ask for a pen. Always explain the T must be included and loudly exclaim, "I cannot believe the pen I had moments ago can be missing, just now when I need it."

    Be vague when asked why the T is so important. Present a glazed-eye look whenever a person of the female persuasion asks what the T stands for and, "Why is it so important that you've had to fill it in after you've already and clearly signed, "BB?"

    That is The Secret. You just gotta know when to reveal it.

    -- Posted by HDucker on Thu, Jun 30, 2011, at 4:33 PM
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