Boldly Going Nowhere
Bret Burquest

Humor Warning in Salem, Ark.

Posted Tuesday, May 13, 2014, at 1:52 PM
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  • My friend HDucker has recommended your column to me and, on first glance, you would appear to be an amusing sort of character.

    However, I have been wrong before, so don't write that down.

    HDucker is some sort of crazy character from Arkansas, of whom I am very, very fond.

    I live in Cairns, Australia and spend most of my time running around in sarongs or bikinis 'cos it's hot here.

    You say you live in the Ozark Mountains with Buddy Lee and your girlfriend. I need to know how many guns you have and how good the hooch from your still is.

    I dunno know if my cat would like Buddy Lee but I'd put my money on the cat in a fair fight.

    -- Posted by Sassyandra on Wed, May 14, 2014, at 3:54 AM
  • My friend HDucker has recommended your column to me... I read the on line paper all the time.. usually the Obits and some local news.... while I was aware that it has blogs I have never read one.....Well now I have read yours....... I think I will read it again.

    -- Posted by Renee Sutherland on Wed, May 14, 2014, at 5:41 AM
  • HDucker being a friend and upon his request am viewing your blog.

    Myself being a neighbor from across the crick, Mountain Home, and having been made aware may pop in from time to time.

    Salem? Which begs the question:

    Which witch wished which wicked wish?

    -- Posted by Up2L8 on Wed, May 14, 2014, at 2:25 PM
  • Praise Be!!!!! He's back. I have several of your columns in my "archives" and about 3 times a year I take them out and read them. You don't know me, but I became very fond of your writings thru my sisters belief that I should get the Area Wide News every week. Thank you for lifting my spirits. Humor or deep-thinking, I always like your opinion.

    Jane Taylor Phelps

    Perkinston, MS

    -- Posted by phelpspharm2 on Mon, May 19, 2014, at 11:26 PM
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